There are some lucky men in the world who have the kind of woman that will throw on a wig and say fuck me in a foreign language just because you ask them to. Bully for them, but most of us are well advised to avoid conveying the message that we’d like to screw our wives in something other than their current form. That’s just bad. You may as well just call her by another name during sex. It is suggested in the following post from the Amazing Aerial Blog that there’s a safe way to get someone different in bed, by way of clothes. I’m not convinced. “You want to buy her something that will achieve a specific, very special, effect. Wait until you and your honey are walking on the street in the shopping district or inside the mall. She will be taking long (turning-her-head to look) glances at all sorts of things in the windows, as always. But you will not be doing as you usually do. You will also be glancing and looking into the shop windows for something that catches your eye…