Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan
“Absurd!” you say? You’re right. A big thank you goes out to Gallery of the Absurd for this marvelous satire on Botticelli’s La Primavera. Instead of the angelic figures depicted in the original, here we’re treated instead to three of the most sought after celebrity coochies, each at its pimply, warty, stinky, skin-rashed best…
December 4th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
[…]Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan go along for the ride… […]
December 6th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
[…] Images like this one have some people up in arms. They’re crying out: “Britney is an unfit mother!” “Take Sean Preston away from that skank ho!” How many of you mothers out there wouldn’t show the world your stinky snatch for a million bucks? You may not agree with the way she’s doing, but this Baby’s Momma is putting food on the table — and probably doing a good deal more for her baby than that. So, STFU. […]
December 8th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
[…] Eloquent uber-feminist Camille Paglia recently slammed pop tarts Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for their recent coochie exhibitionism. Paglia insists this behavior is reversing achievements the feminist movement has made, and destroying what benefit these highly-visible celebrities might have given young women as role models. “These girls are lowering themselves to the level of backstreet floozies. It angers me because I fought a bitter fight to get feminism back on track and be pro-sex at the same time. This is degrading the entire pro-sex wing of feminism. I am completely appalled by what these young women are doing because I think that they are cheapening their own image and obliterating all sexual mystery and glamour.” Paglia singles out Spears for her recent hard-partying ways, insisting is ruining her career. She adds, “A great promise was contained in the moment when Madonna kissed Britney at the MTV Awards. She in a sense was saying, ‘I’m passing the torch to you.’ It was a fabulous moment. Britney looked toned, in control of her career and it was up to her to take the next step. Literally, from that kiss, from that moment onward, Britney has spiraled out of control. It’s like Madonna gave her the kiss of death! Britney is throwing it away!” […]