Britney Spears Pussy
Somebody famous once said “Give the people what they want.” Right in the middle of a sex tape media frenzy, and little more than a month since she and K-Fed split up, Miss Britney Spears was generous enough to spread her unfabulous legs and give us all a looksee. The photographs were taken while Britney was arriving Chez Paris Hilton last week for a private AMA Awards soirée that ended with the cops being called, and Paris Hilton and company being ordered to “Turn that shit down!” These may or may not actually be pictures of Britney Spears’ pussy… so be careful and be warned:
November 28th, 2006 at 9:33 pm
[…] These may or may not actually be pictures of Britney Spears’ pussy… so be careful and be warned: […]
November 28th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
[…] Courtesy of Cafe Smut, we have may or not may not be real pictures of Britney’s little coochie. Kids, please go check with mom and dad before clicking this. […]
December 4th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
[…]There is no sex in the Champagne Room” — awful words first uttered by Baz Luhrmann in his now infamous paean to regret, guilt and voluntary senescence — “Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)” Thanks, but no thanks, Baz. I shall not go gently into that good night, nor fear irrationally for my flesh while I am alive. But I digress! There is a bit of news coming in across the Smut Wire… Yes, I have it now. It seems there is no sex in massage parlors, either. Well, fuck. […]
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:00 pm
[…] Dude, I knew it wasn’t gonna last forever, you feel me. If I was gonna break out and be a big rapper, I would have done it by now. Right? I was just trying to hit that biznatch as much as possible, eat caviar and sit by the pool as long as I could […]