Celebrity Coochie
When I was a kid, if you wanted to see movie stars naked all we had was a magazine called Celebrity Skin. It was filled with grainy shots of nipples and fuzzy triangles of pubic hair, that looked like somebody had taken Polaroids of a television from too close. But they were the nipples and the pubic hair of gorgeous inaccessible celebrities, so, grainy or not, it was fucking great.
These days, celebrities take off their clothes in the movies all the time. There’s good money in it for them, and it can make an otherwise forgettable movie a box office slam. The best site for naked movie stars and celebrities having sex in theatrical films is called MrSkin. If what you want to see are sex tapes, however, I recommend CelebTaboo. If you are one of the few people who has not yet seen the Paris Hilton Sex Video, there is only one web site where you can get it legally and that is HotelHeiress . Those are the same people that brought you the Tom Sizemore sex tape, as well as Pamela and Tommy Lee.
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December 4th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
[…] “Absurd!” you say? You’re right. Gallery of the Absurd offers this marvelous satire on Botticelli’s La Primavera. Instead of the angelic figures depicted in the original, here we’re treated instead to three of the most sought after celebrity coochies, each at its pimply, warty, stinky, skin-rashed best… […]
December 4th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
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December 4th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
[…] With all the recent coochie flashing that’s been going on, some folks might have begun to wonder whether Britney Spears was ever going to wear underwear again. Well yesterday she was spotted at the trendy Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood, where she plunked down more than $3,000 on assorted unmentionables, including a camisole and thong set for $1,300, a bustier and thong set for $500, a black corset and matching red thong for $300 and a yellow bra and panty set for $300. […]
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December 23rd, 2006 at 7:54 pm
[…] “Oh, hey… thanks. That means a lot coming from you. To be honest, it wasn’t really all that much sex at all. When we met, I just let him feel my boobs as much as he wanted. All tolled, I gave him 4 hummers 38 handjobs, and I let him kiss — just kiss — my coochie all of once. We never actually did it, lol. […]
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